Saturday, October 28, 2006

I'm Only Going Trick-or-Treating If They Hand Out Xanax

I've decided it's time to re-adopt a habit I formed in my youth and get an imaginary boyfriend (past ones included Peter O'Toole and Schubert). My new imaginary boyfriend will be a combination of the David Bowie character from Labyrinth (we knew nothing good could come from that) and Sherlock Holmes. I just can't decide whether his name should be David Holmes or Sherlock Bowie.

1 comment:

Tiffin, a simple, widely adopted mythology said...

Sherlock Bowie!

My god, do we even need to question how fantastic that man is?

(While I've not actually dated Sherlock, I think I saw that David Holmes guy drunk and alone at the bar...don't bother)