When I heard that one of my few and therefore special girlfriends was having a baby, I knew I had to make something just as special. I wanted to knit and sew, and when I found the owl and bird flannel (from here) everything just clicked: I would make a tiny "Owls" sweater from this pattern (like my big one) and then two simple blankets (just squares sewn together with rick-rack on the edge).
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
Tuesday Project Roundup: Tiny Little "o rly?"
When I heard that one of my few and therefore special girlfriends was having a baby, I knew I had to make something just as special. I wanted to knit and sew, and when I found the owl and bird flannel (from here) everything just clicked: I would make a tiny "Owls" sweater from this pattern (like my big one) and then two simple blankets (just squares sewn together with rick-rack on the edge).
Monday, October 04, 2010
Monday's Poem
Mirror
A white room and a party going on
and I was standing with some friends
under a large gilt-framed mirror
that tilted slightly forward
over the fireplace.
We were drinking whiskey
and some of us, feeling no pain,
were trying to decide
what precise shade of yellow
the setting sun turned our drinks.
I closed my eyes briefly,
then looked up into the mirror:
a woman in a green dress leaned
against the far wall.
She seemed distracted,
the fingers of one hand
fidgeted with her necklace,
and she was staring into the mirror,
not at me, but past me, into a space
that might be filled by someone
yet to arrive, who at that moment
could be starting the journey
which would lead eventually to her.
Then, suddenly, my friends
said it was time to move on.
This was years ago,
and though I have forgotten
where we went and who we all were,
I still recall that moment of looking up
and seeing the woman stare past me
into a place I could only imagine,
and each time it is with a pang,
as if just then I were stepping
from the depths of the mirror
into that white room, breathless and eager,
only to discover too late
that she is not there.
Friday, October 01, 2010
Friday Unrelated Information
I bet my Ford could do that.
2. I think I need one of these mod cat prints for my imaginary house:

3. I wanted to find some new sci-fi to geek out about, so I started watching the 2005 Dr. Who series. Let the geeking out begin!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
30 Things: A Little Progress
That's #18 [Stop biting my fingernails] and #2 [Learn more about real estate].
Honestly, I feel that #18 can be up there with paying off debt as a supreme achievement. All it took was noticeable fingernail polish--because then people would notice all my chewed cuticles and hangnails, too--and I stopped.
Simple solutions, books for dummies....who knew?
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
"Not too much, or the soul could not sustain it"
So it's a good thing that going through the blog archives yesterday to find a picture of that jacket, I found this quote from An Equal Music:
Music, such music, is a sufficient gift. Why ask for happiness; why hope not to grieve? It is enough, it is to be blessed enough, to live from day to day and to hear such music--not too much, or the soul could not sustain it--from time to time.
(Related, and probably adding to my music issues this week: Does anyone out there need a semi-professional grade violin? I have mine up for sale; it's German, and does wonders with gut strings. Email me through my portfolio site in the right sidebar if you want more info.)
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Tuesday Project Roundup: Should I?
What coat would I make? Well, like 90% of women on the planet, I've always loved the orange one from Breakfast at Tiffany's:

I could track down a vintage pattern that's similar and learn how to make bound buttonholes, but I have a better idea. Remember this coat from a few years ago?If I make the longer length, leave off the shoulder capes, and then cinch it with a belt instead of buttons, I think I'd have a modern take on the Audrey coat. Plus, I'd know how it fits and how it goes together, making it easy to add fancy tailoring steps.
Of course, J. Crew has something similar this season, too--but I don't want to enable J. Crew any more than I have. (And it's $325. Not everyone is a high roller, J. Crew.)

So that's what I've been thinking about. I've even ordered swatches, so I think I may have answered the question of "Should I?" and moved on to "When can I get this project going?"
Monday, September 27, 2010
Russians Make The Best Imaginary Boyfriends

He's Dimitri Hvorotovsky and he was the lead in the Met production of Eugene Onegin (opposite Renee Fleming!) that I had on DVD for two glorious days.
Damn, he can wear a t-shirt. And sing.

Sorry, Mikhail, but you've been replaced. I miss hanging out with musicians anyway.
Check out my new boyfriend in action here (older, but with subtitles) or here (that special production we shared over the weekend).
Friday, September 24, 2010
Friday Unrelated Information
2. I've discovered that opera on DVD is perfect to sew to. I don't get too wrapped up in the plot and most productions are four hours long. This weekend I have Eugene Onegin.
3. I'm relieved to be done with canning (for now), but I liked this WWII poster:
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Rallying For Thursday
Let us go forth, the tellers of tales, and seize whatever prey the heart longs for, and have no fear. Everything exists, everything is true, and the earth is only a little dust under our feet.
(I mean "gather your efforts for one last fight" here when I say "rallying," not "drive really fast over rough ground." Although that would be cool on a Thursday, too.)
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Live From Cannery Row
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Tuesday Project Roundup: Fair Report
And check out fourth place in the much more competitive "Cable Sweater" category: I was a little bummed about fourth (and about the fact that they had put my sweater on a hanger and stretched it all out of shape), but then I saw third place, which was exponentially more elaborate than mine and only got third:
This year I looked at exhibits in the 4-H building and the Creative Arts building, which I usually skip, an it was really heartening to see all the nice work from the young kids in 4-H. And we can all heed the advice of this sign:
I know being a "cool" person and liking the state fair is supposed to be ironic, but I think the fair is great. You think farming is disappearing or becoming totally industrialized, and then you see the eight-year-olds showing sheep or the lucky, lucky teenage girls* riding their horses and you realize that it's closer than you think.
Maybe that's why I like the fair: If I win a ribbon for sewing, I can imagine that someday I might win a ribbon for an egg from my chickens, or even be one of the people who drive in from their ranch and show their animals. Someday, I guess. Until then, I can enter things in the fair.
*Teenage girls, I hope you realize how lucky you are to have your horses. Some people are still longing for one at thirty. I'm just saying.
Monday, September 20, 2010
Happy Birthday To My Brother!
Friday, September 17, 2010
Friday Unrelated Information
2. I think "curate" is the new "to gift" that's going to drive me bonkers. People: You don't "curate" a book or a blog. You write it, edit it, compile it, or collect it.
3. I'm finally going to the fair this weekend. I had planned to go last weekend but got hit with whatever cold is going around. My brother already gave me the report on my entries, but it will still be nice to go see the goats and the horses.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Canning: It Also Rquires Measuring
I had half a box of peaches and big plans to make jam with some and then just can the rest in syrup. I imagined jars full of lovely peach halves like little suns. I planned the steps carefully. I peeled the peaches beautifully. And then the halves didn't fit in the jars and I had way too many.
As it turns out, I had half pint jars that I thought were the larger one pint size. Never in all the planning and peeling did it occur to me that the peaches were almost as big as the jars. No, I was convinced I had pint jars; peach halves fit in pints; it would all work out.
This wasn't a total canning fail, because after I cut everything into smaller pieces and kept going, it all worked out. (I ended up slicing and freezing the leftovers.) It's just that I now have seven successful single servings of peaches, laboriously canned.
You know what goes well with peaches? Bourbon.
Tuesday Project Roundup: In Which My Inner Hippy Is Victorious
Pattern: Hippy dress from France, modified a lot--I took about seven inches of fullness out of the back and adjusted the sleeve pieces in order to raise the neckline.
Fabric: Liberty of London "My Little Star"
Verdict: Awesome. I haven't been worn stars and comets on my clothing since a Rainbow Brite t-shirt in 1985.
Monday, September 13, 2010
It's Monday
Vertigo
by Adrienne Rich
As for me, I distrust the commonplace;
Demand and am receiving marvels, signs,
Miracles wrought in air, acted in space
After imagination's own designs.
The lion and the tiger pace this way
As often as I call; the flight of wings
Surprises empty air, while out of clay
The golden-gourded vine unwatered springs.
I have inhaled impossibility,
and walk at such an angle, all the stars
Have hung their carnival chains of light for me:
There is a streetcar runs from here to Mars.
I shall be seeing you, my darling, there,
Or at the burning bush in Harvard Square.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Friday Unrelated Information
2. Sunday at 8:00, the organ fest at the Cathedral of the Madeleine starts. It goes bi-weekly through the beginning of November, but the organist this Sunday is from Notre-Dame in Paris.
3. And here's James Dean in glasses with a kitten. What more do you need? Nothing!
Thursday, September 09, 2010
Ratty!
1. Quail, doves, a blue jay, a family of raccoons, and a family of squirrels that live under the neighbor's garage all visit the yard. None of those bother me.
2. I know I don't have rats inside my house. Toby is probably a good guarantee that I never will.
3. The rat sat up bravely and watched me with its little face and it looked JUST LIKE THIS:
So enjoy the sunflower seeds, Ratty. But stay out of sight of sight of the landlord because I doubt he has a laissez-faire policy for rats.
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
Well Said, Dr. Sagan
From The Demon-Haunted World, 1996. Reading this and then going to yoga and talking about the infinite heart and how we're all made of love is a recipe for cognitive dissonance. (Although we are made of star stuff.)
Tuesday, September 07, 2010
Tuesday Project Roundup: And Now It's Fall
I used the same pattern for this skirt as I did for the green dot one back in the spring, and the fabric was also from Yellow Bird Fabrics. Easy, unlined, stretchy, and fast.
And here's another button-back blouse, using some of the fancy international Liberty of London fabric. This time, I drafted a Peter Pan collar for it. I think I have this pattern out of my system now.
Monday, September 06, 2010
8 - 8 - 8
Friday, September 03, 2010
Friday Unrelated Information
2. I found more Mystery Science Theater to watch on Google Video. Pumaman made a joke about fabric that was followed by a joke about Carl Sagan. I love that show.
3. More house viewing is scheduled for today--a bungalow and a townhouse. The townhouse kind of feels like a cop-out, and I would have to have a container garden. But it has a powder room!
Thursday, September 02, 2010
It's What Happens When You Have To Bounce Your Ideas Off Your Cat
Liz: "How come men can be heavy and be respected, like James Gandolfini or Fat Albert? It's a double standard, and America needs to get over its body image madness."
Jack: "Oh, come on. What are we, back in college, freshman year? Let's go to the common room and talk about apartheid."
Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Let's Talk About The Art Of Manliness
I like how the author defines "manliness" here, equating it with virtue (although the site is also full of tutorials on such topics as how to escape a riptide), and I like that the site encourages dressing appropriately, cleaning one's car for a date, and generally being capable and decent.
But for all the virtue, it still seems mired in traditional gender roles, which I'm guilty of, too: Is my thinking a man should know things about cars and home repair and riptides any different from a man thinking I should know things about baking and mending and grocery shopping? Are we still mired in gender roles because men and women are fundamentally different, so there will always be "manliness" and "womanliness" instead of "humanness"?
It all reminds me of a quote from To The Lighthouse, where everyone is at dinner and the young male student is insecure and wants to join the conversation and the single lady painter notices:
There is a code of behaviour she knew, whose seventh article (it may be) says that on occasions of this sort it behoves the woman, whatever her occupation may be, to go to the help of the young man opposite so that he may...relieve...his vanity, his urgent desire to assert himself; as indeed it is their duty, she reflected, in her old maidenly fairness, to help us, suppose the Tube were to burst into flames. Then, she thought, I should certainly expect Mr. Tansley to get me out. But how would it be, she thought, if neither of us did either of these things? So she sat there, smiling.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Tuesday Project Roundup: Changing Plans And The Importance Of Pattern Placement
But as I still haven't learned, the cut on her patterns are odd. I sewed the bodice before cutting into the skirt fabric (maybe I am learning a little), and it's just too low cut. It's a lovely end-of-summer party dress, but I don't really go to parties. I suppose I can throw a skirt onto the bodice if a party ever does come up, but I didn't want to waste the Liberty on something I'd only wear once a year.
So I made the skirt fabric into another button-back top. This time I went with version 3, with the cut-out in front and the ties. Here it is with the sailor skirt, if you can make it out
And here's a close up, which brings me to pattern placement: Doesn't the cut-out look like a mouth, and don't the two dark blue daisies on my shoulders look like eyes? NOM NOM NOM!!
NOM!
Monday, August 30, 2010
Use Your Imagination
The beginning of autumn:
Sea and emerald paddy
Both the same green.
-Basho
Friday, August 27, 2010
Friday Unrelated Information
2. A client has repeatedly asked for copy to be "more fun." I am tempted to show them the next round written in LOLSpeak.
3. It's the weekend! Follow Toby's example and put up your feet tonight.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
I Haven't Talked Much About The Garden This Year
Here it is:
This year I added a birdbath, which is too deep for them to really bathe in but does get used for drinking. And there are sunflowers.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
This Is An Intervention, J. Crew
I don't know what's going on in your life but I am worried about you, J. Crew. I mean, you used to offer real pants:
And now there's this:

Those are...not pants. I'm so worried. Get help, J. Crew.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Tuesday Project Roundup: If I Make You A Present, I Will Blog About It
Monday, August 23, 2010
Writers Born Yesterday
Here's a list of 10 Things You Didn't Know About Ray Bradbury (actually, you might know them, but it's still fun to read).
And here's one of my favorite quotes ever from Mrs. Parker:
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
Friday, August 20, 2010
Friday Unrelated Information
2. If you're feeling irritable or defeated, I've discovered that all you have to do is listen to ABBA. This is my personal favorite:
3. This helps, too, and is endorsed by the man who discovered penicillin:
A good gulp of hot whiskey at bedtime — it's not very scientific, but it helps.
(Sir Alexander Fleming)
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Poem Day
Lines For the Fortune Cookies
I think you're wonderful and so does everyone else.
Just as Jackie Kennedy has a baby boy, so will you—even bigger.
You will meet a tall beautiful blonde stranger, and you will not say hello.
You will take a long trip and you will be very happy, though alone.
You will marry the first person who tells you your eyes are like scrambled eggs.
In the beginning there was YOU—there will always be YOU, I guess.
You will write a great play and it will run for three performances.
Please phone The Village Voice immediately: they want to interview you.
Roger L. Stevens and Kermit Bloomgarden have their eyes on you.
Relax a little; one of your most celebrated nervous tics will be your undoing.
Your first volume of poetry will be published as soon as you finish it.
You may be a hit uptown, but downtown you're legendary!
Your walk has a musical quality which will bring you fame and fortune.
You will eat cake.
Who do you think you are, anyway? Jo Van Fleet?
You think your life is like Pirandello, but it's really like O'Neill.
A few dance lessons with James Waring and who knows? Maybe something will happen.
That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.
I realize you've lived in France, but that doesn't mean you know EVERYTHING!
You should wear white more often—it becomes you.
The next person to speak to you will have a very intriguing proposal to make.
A lot of people in this room wish they were you.
Have you been to Mike Goldberg's show? Al Leslie's? Lee Krasner's?
At times, your disinterestedness may seem insincere, to strangers.
Now that the election's over, what are you going to do with yourself?
You are a prisoner in a croissant factory and you love it.
You eat meat. Why do you eat meat?
Beyond the horizon there is a vale of gloom.
You too could be Premier of France, if only… if only…
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
And Now, A Reading From Atlas Shurgged
(Related: This is pretty funny.)
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Tuesday Project Roundup: My Fabrics, Let Me Show You Them
Everything but the funk-tastic star print came from Shaukaut, a store in London that offers Liberty fabrics at a great discount--even with international shipping. They were already sold out of the "My Little Star" print, though (it's from the spring collection) and I had decided I NEEDED it, of course, so I found that at a place in Canada.
Ahem.
I do plan on all this fancy fabric taking me until at least January, with a couple of skirts thrown in, so it feels a little less excessive when I think of how it will spread out. Besides, if I get a house by the end of the year I won't be able to buy anything fancy, so I thought I'd better stock up.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Gary Cooper? Gary Cooper.

But look at him 20 years earlier! Hellloooo, Coop!

You're burning my eyes, Gary.

I hope this has improved your Monday.
Friday, August 13, 2010
Friday Unrelated Information
2. How have I not read any of Carl Sagan's books until now? Last Friday's quote was from Cosmos and I just started The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark. Best title ever, Carl.
3. I never could get those "magic eye" posters to work:
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Because A Clip From "Grey Gardens" Would Be Too Depressing
(As for house hunting, there was one likely one. But how do you know that it's "The One"? A few people have asked if I want to start dating again--I think house hunting is similar enough that I don't need to.)
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
House Angst
I'm sure most people have anxiety over house purchases, but mine isn't necessarily about mortgaging my life away--it's about how on earth I'll maintain a house. In the area where I want to be, new houses are scarce and expensive, so I'm looking at age ranges from the 1920's to the 40's. Which means that there's a lot more maintenance to keep on top of. (It also means that when it's paid off in 30 years and I'm 60, I'll be in a hundred-year-old house. Along with my 15 cats.)
I know how to maintain the inside of a house, and I suppose things like cleaning out gutters and lawn mowing and winterizing and fixing holes in the roof aren't rocket science, or most people's homes would look a lot worse than they do. A reasonably intelligent person who's good at following instructions and reading diagrams should be able to learn as she goes, right?
Right?
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Tuesday Project Roundup: Hippy Dress Patterns From France
A Simplicity pattern that I use a lot makes a good hippy dress, but then I discovered these patterns from France. France knows all about hippies, right?
This line primarily makes children's patterns (enfants and bebes) and I learned about it when a couple of craft bloggers I follow bought enfant patterns and raved over the "simple, sophisticated lines." We'll see how they sew up--but the pattern pieces already have a French flair:
(Note to anyone who's forgotten their high school French: Modern patterns from Simplicity, etc. are labeled in English and French, so you have an automatic glossary for these. And there are diagrams. And hippy dresses are not complicated.)
Monday, August 09, 2010
Monday Mary Oliver
Yes! No! by Mary Oliver
lilies are satisfied, standing a few inches above the earth. I
think serenity is not something you just find in the world,
like a plum tree, holding up its white petals.
The violets, along the river, are opening their blue faces, like
small dark lanterns.
The green mosses, being so many, are as good as brawny.
How important it is to walk along, not in haste but slowly,
looking at everything and calling out
Yes! No! The
swan, for all his pomp, his robes of grass and petals, wants
only to be allowed to live on the nameless pond. The catbrier
is without fault. The water thrushes, down among the sloppy
rocks, are going crazy with happiness. Imagination is better
than a sharp instrument. To pay attention, this is our endless
and proper work.
Friday, August 06, 2010
Friday Unrelated Information
The cerebral cortex is a liberation. We need no longer be trapped in the genetically inherited patterns of lizards and baboons. We are, each of us, largely responsible for what gets put into our brains, for what, as adults, we wind up caring for and knowing about. No longer at the mercy of the reptile brain, we can change ourselves.
2. Somewhat related, if only because I learned about her in the Cosmos series, did you know that a movie is out about the life of Hypatia? It's called Agora and its lack of a slick Flash site (or any site) makes me hopeful.
Thursday, August 05, 2010
Those ARE The Best Words, Apparently
This "How Stuff Works" article about swearing brings in the science behind swearing, saying that "many researchers believe that it helps relieve stress and blow off steam, like crying does for small children." The coolest thing, though, is what happens to our brains when we swear:
Language processing is a "higher" brain function and takes place in the cerebral cortex [while] emotion and instinct are "lower" brain functions and take place deep inside the brain...Many studies suggest that the brain processes swearing in the lower regions, along with emotion and instinct..
So they're words that aren't even processed as language, but instead tied to our basic brain functions? No wonder there aren't any satisfying substitutes. I love it when science backs me up.
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Ginsberg It Up
A Supermarket in California
by Allen Ginsberg
What thoughts I have of you tonight Walt Whitman, for I walked downthe sidestreets under the trees with a headache self-conscious looking at the full moon.
In my hungry fatigue, and shopping for images, I went into the neon
fruit supermarket, dreaming of your enumerations!
What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families shopping at night! Aisles
full of husbands! Wives in the avocados, babies in the tomatoes!—and you, Garcia
Lorca, what were you doing down by the watermelons?
I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking
among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys.
I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price
bananas? Are you my Angel?
I wandered in and out of the brilliant stacks of cans following you, and
followed in my imagination by the store detective.
We strode down the open corridors together in our solitary fancy
tasting artichokes, possessing every frozen delicacy, and never passing the cashier.
Where are we going, Walt Whitman? The doors close in an hour. Which way
does your beard point tonight?
(I touch your book and dream of our odyssey in the supermarket and feel
absurd.)
Will we walk all night through solitary streets? The trees add shade to shade,
lights out in the houses, we'll both be lonely.
Will we stroll dreaming of the lost America of love past blue automobiles in
driveways, home to our silent cottage?
Ah, dear father, graybeard, lonely old courage-teacher, what America did you
have when Charon quit poling his ferry and you got out on a smoking bank
and stood watching the boat disappear on the black waters of Lethe?
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Tuesday Project Roundup: No Such Thing As Too Much Pattern
And there's piping. I guess I'd better plan on making a winter bathrobe soon, since I'm starting to put piping on everything.
Monday, August 02, 2010
To The Mountains
I hadn't been up there for nearly twenty years, but it was pretty much how I remembered it--with about a thousand percent more people. (Whatever happened to people camping in tents? Now people bring trailers, barbecues, lawn games, lap dogs, and god knows what else.) But it was still nice to see the sights:
