Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Wednesday Garden-Planting Tune
(Sorry to get this in your head, too, but I had to do it. There are SINGING FLOWERS. And John Denver, who is probably high as a kite and who kind of looks like a Muppet himself. )
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Tuesday Project Roundup: Crikey!
What a little beauty!
This project that makes me channel Steve Irwin is for my sister-in-law's nephew who asked for a "red alligator" for his birthday. It's a child-size scarf so it was a fast, fun knit. And I got to say, "Crikey!" a lot while knitting it.
And here's a progress shot of a sweater I hope I can finish before it's too warm for sweaters:
Monday, March 16, 2009
Something To Read While You're Waiting To Start Working
I'm waiting to organize web copy today and that
reminded me of Wallace Stevens' "The Idea of
Order at Key West," which you can read in full
here.
She measured to the hour its solitude.
She was the single artificer of the world
In which she sang. And when she sang, the sea,
Whatever self it had, became the self
That was her song, for she was the maker. Then we,
As we beheld her striding there alone,
Knew that there never was a world for her
Except the one she sang and, singing, made.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Friday Unrelated Information
2. Speaking of Tuesday, navy wasn't the best color choice for the fleece top to wear around the house--there's an orange haze of Toby hair all over it after ten minutes. Oh well; a conductor in college once said that cat hair on your clothes was just "a memento of something you love."
3. How soon can I plant cold-weather crops like kale and spinach in the ground? St. Patricks day? I've always just transplanted seedlings, but the seed packets say "sow 4-6 weeks before the last frost."
Thursday, March 12, 2009
It Writes Itself, Folks!
[Rep. Craig] Frank, R-American Fork, has asked lawmakers over the next year to study the potential for taxing caffeine, a response to proposals this session to hike the tax on cigarettes - all of which failed
[...]Frank said he has seen research that caffeine can cause spontaneous abortion, psychological abnormalities and other disorders.
"We're going after people who have problems with addiction for a revenue stream, only caffeine would be one that is more broad-based," said Frank, who calls himself a "social caffeine drinker."
That Diet Coke can KILL, people! Also, global warming is fake.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Wednesday Work Tune: Hear My [Freelance] Train A-Comin'
(You know, every time I see pictures of Hendirx I want to give up trying to dress like a Frenchwoman and break out the big rings and the calico and the velvet.)
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Tuesday Project Roundup: It All Happened So Fast
As for accomplishing thing #17, I think I've learned enough to proceed with nicer fabrics. I over-stretched the neck a little when I sewed it and I'll redraft the sleeves the next time I make this, but overall I think it worked pretty well.
(The pattern and all tips were from this great book. Highly recommended!)
Monday, March 09, 2009
Almost-Quarterly Report: 29 Things
4. Make a queen-sized quilt. I bet you thought I forgot about this, but I've been working on it at my parents' house on Sundays. I already had the fabric when I was laid off, so I thought making a quilt with no pressure to finish and put it on a new mattress might be nice. I finished piecing the top yesterday! Now I have to add a border, because someone forgot to check her math about how big a queen-size quilt needs to be. Then there's the back and then, well, the quilting part. Good thing there's no pressure.
16. Stop biting my nails. I've made some progress here, too: After I gnawed them off completely in February, I've been able to let them grow a little, if only because I never want my hands to look like that again.
17. Learn how to sew knit fabric. I did a practice T-shirt that ended in the FAIL bin, but I have something else in progress now and future plans for a knit dress. I think I can get this thing figured out.
25. Stop getting plastic bags from the grocery store. Only about a 50% success rate with this one so far, but at least it's 50%. And it doesn't cost money.
27. Make cloth napkins and use them for everyday meals. I haven't made any yet, but I have found three sets on clearance at Target and we've been using them regularly.
28. Go out to breakfast one weekend a month. This was able to happen in January and even in February (we went out for Valentine's Day brunch instead of dinner at The Paris)(#11), so maybe I can keep this one up if we go somewhere humble in March.
And one thing I can't wait to do: 18. Drink an Old Fashioned at the bar at Bambara the minute I find out I have a job again.
Friday, March 06, 2009
Friday Unrelated Information
2. I had to be dressed and out of the house by 9:00 this week (!!) and Toby did not like that one bit. He got his revenge by going to sleep on the unmade bed just so I couldn't make it before I left.
3. Seriously, the new Neko Case album is so good--"little symphonies for the kids," indeed. Read the NY Times review here.
Thursday, March 05, 2009
The (Not So) Secret Garden (That Is Actually A Flowerbed In The Front Yard)
She found many more of the sprouting pale green points than she had ever hoped to find. They seemed to be starting up everywhere and each new day she was sure she found tiny new ones, some so tiny they barely peeped above the earth...She wondered how long it would be before they showed that they were flowers.
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Go Buy This
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Tuesday Project Roundup: Who? ORLY?
Owls on the front:
The yarn was a thick Italian cotton I found online and the pattern was from here. The yarn is off-white, not a pinky cream like it appears in the modeled shots, and I have to confess that I went with white after Mr. Isbell pointed out that it would be "like the owl in Labyrinth." But you know what the yellow eyes make it look like? The ORLY owl:

ORLY?
Monday, March 02, 2009
Why I Still Live Here, Despite The Legislature
Wallace Stegner, from the essay collection Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs: Living and Writing in the West. (The title's from the Big Rock Candy Mountain song!)
Friday, February 27, 2009
Friday Unrelated Information
tiny meow behind you please turn around it would mean a lot to me if you turn arHUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY
stretching neck at you streeeetching neck OH NECK IS STRETCHING NEAR YOUR HAND OH GOD SO CLOSE TO ooo petting what a surprise
2. Speaking of the internet, should I be on Facebook or Twitter? Apparently this will help me find a job.
3. Items baked this week: Cinnamon swirl bread, a whole-wheat baguette from Laurie Colwin's recipe, oatmeal-butterscotch chip cookies, and dulce de leche brownies. I made my own dulce de leche, too.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
"Teach us to care and not to care. Teach us to sit still."
Wavering between the profit and the loss
In this brief transit where the dreams cross
The dreamcrossed twilight between birth and dying
(Bless me father) though I do not wish to wish these things
From the wide window towards the granite shore
The white sails still fly seaward, seaward flying
Unbroken wings
And the lost heart stiffens and rejoices
In the lost lilac and the lost sea voices
And the weak spirit quickens to rebel
For the bent golden-rod and the lost sea smell
Quickens to recover
The cry of quail and the whirling plover
And the blind eye creates
The empty forms between the ivory gates
And smell renews the salt savour of the sandy earth
This is the time of tension between dying and birth
The place of solitude where three dreams cross
Between blue rocks
But when the voices shaken from the yew-tree drift away
Let the other yew be shaken and reply.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Wednesday Tune: Happy Birthday, Ralph Stanley
It's just before dawn, of course. Which is another way of saying things have to get better.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Tuesday Project Roundup: Here Come The Owls
I've been trying to take my time on the owl sweater, though, because I don't have another sweater to work on when I finish it. (I've been thinking about this one, but I'm not sure I can justify buying yarn while unemployed.) To keep the owls going slowly, I pulled out some gray alpaca from the yarn basket and made some fingerless gloves over the weekend.
Because--have you noticed?--it's acting a lot like spring lately. And I've been watching a lot of Victorian miniseries.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Friday Unrelated Information
2. Since I mentioned WWII on Tuesday, I have to mention that Yesterday was the National Day of Remembrance for the American citizens who were put into internment camps during WWII. Families could only take what they could carry--what about their pets?
3. And I was so excited to post the quote about pie on Wednesday that I forgot Wednesday's tune. To end the week of sad stories and WWII on happy note, here's Big Rock Candy Mountain, "a song about a hobo's idea of paradise," according to Wikipedia.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
It Was A Nice Dog, Too
Comparatively, I have no problems at all.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Did You Know Last Saturday Was International Pie For Breakfast Day?
Pie is the American synonym of prosperity, and its varying contents mark the calendar of the changing seasons. PIE IS THE FOOD OF THE HEROIC. No pie-eating people can ever be vanquished.
The New York Times, 1902
I need to make some pie!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Tuesday Project Roundup: Thrifty AND Prepared, Just Like The 1940s
And I pulled out an unfinished project from a couple of years ago--this pencil skirt:
I had originally thought I would sew this to wear to the second job of Christmas 2007 but ran out of time, and by the second job of Christmas 2008 I had made more than enough dresses to wear. But while thinking of the job search these past two weeks, I realized that a plain black straight skirt would be all kinds of useful, so I finished it up.
It's my interview skirt. I don't have any interviews yet, but--in keeping with the 1940s theme here--I did it before and I can do it again.
Monday, February 16, 2009
If I Could Make This Link Sparkly, I Would
Check it out: portfolio.karenkaminski.com
I even got a mention on her company's site, which she also designed! I am so going to have a job soon. (Hey, "Yes, We Can" worked for Obama, didn't it?)
Friday, February 13, 2009
Friday Unrelated Information
2. Speaking of Valentine's Day, how about some Wilson Pickett to express our feelings?
I also like Elwood's addition to the lyrics (which you can watch here):
"You know people when you do find that somebody hold that woman, hold that man. Love him, hold him, squeeze her, please her, hold her, squeeze and please that person, give 'em all your love. Signify your feelings with every gentle caress because it's so important to have that special somebody to hold, kiss, miss, squeeze and please!"
3. Why yes, I have learned how to embed video. How could you tell?
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Valentine's Day Is Coming Up


Click the last one for bigger, and find more "I love you more than____" hearts here. I love that someone said, "I love you more than Arthur C. Clarke."
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Wednesday Work Tune
Why this one? I like the nervous energy in it, and I like the verse around 1:30:
Well, some people tell me that the worried blues ain't bad
Worst old feelin' I most ever had
Some people tell me that these old worried old blues ain't bad
It's the worst old feelin', I most ever had
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Tuesday Project Roundup: I'm A Versatile and Experienced Knitter
Of course, I've had lots of help these past two weeks at home. Someone even had to help us with the photo shoot last night:
Monday, February 09, 2009
GOSH
(Actually, I have more portfolio stuff to do, and I'm going to get awesome cover letters written for The Summit Group, Crowell, and Love Communications. I don't suppose anyone reading this has an in at any of those places? No? GOSH.)
Friday, February 06, 2009
Friday Unrelated Information
2. In my new routine, I totally forgot that Monday was Groundhog Day, Candlemas, and a Druidic holiday: Imbolc, the beginning of the end of winter. Time to start seeds! (Read more about them all here.)
Thursday, February 05, 2009
Dickensian
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Tuesday Project Roundup: Why Yes, I Do Have A Lot Of Spare Time Lately
I've also been cooking like there's no tomorrow: I've made two loaves of bread, chocolate pudding, and cinnamon rolls in the last four days, and am trying to decide what yeasty baked good is next. Because, hey! I'm home to oversee the risings and the second risings and the bakings, so why not?
Monday, February 02, 2009
Keeping It In Perspective

There is nothing that makes you think, "Wow, it could be worse" faster than hearing about people stuck in the frozen Weddel Sea.
They were for all practical purposes alone in the frozen Antarctic seas...Nobody in the outside world knew they were in trouble, much less where they were. They had no radio transmitter with which to notify any would-be rescuers, and it is doubtful that any rescuers could have reached them even if they had been able to broadcast an SOS....
Thus their plight was naked and terrifying in its simplicity. If they were to get out--they had to get themselves out.
And in a nice cross-media tie-in, I watched Encounters at the End of the World Saturday night. (Highly recommended, especially for Werner Herzog's voice-overs.)There are crazy scallops underneath the ice in Antarctica! And seals make weird clicking whistles underwater! The world is a cool place, and I'm not trapped in the ice. It could be worse.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Friday Information

To just jump right into the information: I was laid off from the agency yesterday. They were as pleasant as they could be about it--gave me a few contacts at other places, some vacation pay as severance, and offered portfolio help. But still.
On the bright side, I have lots of fabric and yarn piled up, so I won't have to buy more of that for a while; I can now go to the grocery store in the middle of the day; and Toby is really enjoying playing in the box that I used to take all the stuff from my desk home.
So let the search for a new job begin. If anyone reading this needs a freelance writer, let me know at karen(dot)kaminski(at)gmail(dot)com. I have some great skills--knitting skills, sewing skills, writing skills...
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Two Happy Things
2. The Married to the Sea comic site, which is updated daily, also makes me happy. Here's a favorite:

*The magnolias were the highlight of the performance for me. A radio play does not make for gripping staging, and I would think that holding a script would make it easier for actors to deliver their lines, not harder. There was a good pro-science crowd, at least.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Why I'm Not Going To Grad School
But sewing machine classs was going well, and tonight was going to be my final class. Except while not at dance class last night I got a call from my friend Sean saying, "Scopes Monkey Trial! Kingsbury Hall! Culture!" After some confusion, it turned out he had scored tickets to the one-night only LA Theater production of "The Great Tennessee Monkey Trial." So I'll be skipping class tonight*, too.
Apparently, I'm still 21 and think skipping classes without consequence is AWESOME. Hey, let's go get a bagel instead of going to Music Theory!
*I can still go to the Saturday morning session of sewing machine class, so I won't miss vital information about using a walking foot. Otherwise, I would have had to say, "No Monkey Trial."
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Tuesday Project Roundup: Piles Of Projects
This pile of yarn will be that owl sweater I've been talking about since November:
And then there's this pile, which is the sweater I've been working on for ten weeks now. It will look like this someday...
Maybe I can blame Toby for impeding progress. I had to snatch the pieces from the jaws of death right after I took this.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Feeling Sad? Do Something For Someone Else
Friday, January 23, 2009
Friday Unrelated Information
2. I know Tuesday's picture of my skirt wasn't very detailed, but I just saw this, which is essentially what I made, brown buttons and all. And it wasn't $195.
Not me. But I have a similar skirt that was cheaper.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Wouldn't It Be Cool If This Was What You Did On Thursdays?

I found Wayne Levin Photography in my internet wanderings last week. There are more whale pictures on the site. Check out the "Fish Schools" series, too--really cool and a little sinister. But then, I'm pretty terrified of the ocean. I like whales, though.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
I Think We All Feel This Way:
And I loved this shot--"Good bye! Good luck! Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!"

Photos from the NY Times. You can read the complete Inaugural Address on their site, too.
UPDATE: Just saw this headline--Obama Orders Halt To Prosecutions At Guantanamo. He's not wasting any time!
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Tuesday Project Roundup: New Blog Format, New Storage, New Skirt, New President
First, notice the new blog format? The archives are now a lot easier to go through.*
The new storage, built by my dad and furnished with boxes from IKEA**:
There are quilt fabrics in the top half of the stack in this close up:
The skirt I mentioned last week:
And, of course, OBAMA! I have Mr. Isbell's laptop open streaming the beginning of the ceremony as I write this.
*The images in the archives were lost, sadly. But I was unable to search them for particular posts with or without images before. We'll just say 2009 starts a new phase in the blog.
**I highly recommend the elderberry flower concentrate from IKEA foods--"Fladersaft." Mix one part concentrate, two parts gin, and three parts water, and serve with a lemon slice for a delicious elderberry sour apertif.
*
Monday, January 19, 2009
Just 24 Hours More
- Days since the federal government first placed the nation under an "elevated terror alert" that the level has been relaxed: 0
- Percentage of the amendments in the Bill of Rights that are violated by the USA PATRIOT Act, according to the ACLU: 50
- Minimum number of Bush appointees who have regulated industries they used to represent as lobbyists: 98
- Portion of Baghdad residents in 2007 who had a family member or friend wounded or killed since 2003: 3/4
- Percentage of U.S. veterans from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan who have filed for disability with the VA: 35
- Chance that an Iraq war veteran who has served two or more tours now has post-traumatic stress disorder: 1 in 4
- Minimum number of detainees who were tortured to death in U.S. custody: 8
- Percentage of EPA scientists who say they have experienced political interference with their work since 2002: 60
- Minimum amount that religious groups received in congressional earmarks from 2003 to 2006: $209,000,000
- Amount such groups received during the previous fourteen years: $107,000,000
- Rank of Bush among U.S. presidents with the highest disapproval rating: 1
- Average percentage of Americans who approved of the job Bush was doing during his second term: 37
- Percentage of Russians today who approve of the direction their country took under Stalin: 37
Friday, January 16, 2009
Friday Unrelated Information
2. The ability to embed video on this blog continues to elude me, but if you go here, you can watch an announcement by my favorite singer Neko Case: For every blog that posts her new single, her record label will donate $5 to Best Friends Animal Sanctuary! I'm playing along--this link will download the song directly and get a $5 donation. http://www.anti.com/media/download/708
(If you don't want to download, you can also hear the song on the info page. It's the number of blog posts that gets the donation, not the number of downloads.)
3. I have a shelf being delivered tomorrow that my dad built, so I can spend the long weekend stacking fabric and sewing. Yay!
Thursday, January 15, 2009
I Don't Mind Winter When It's Sunny And In The 40's
There are 14 images from the show online, with informative captions, and they're worth a look. For example:

And the caption:
Painter George Marston joined explorer Ernest Shackleton on two voyages, the 1908 Nimrod expedition and the ill-fated 1914 Endurance expedition to Antarctica.
In his painting Aurora Australis, he uses the southern lights - the southern counterpart of the northern lights - to frame an iconic view of polar exploration at the turn of the 20th century, showing the rough shelters and sled dogs.
Lacking a canvas, he painted the scene on a salvaged piece of tea crate
Also, who knew there was an Antarctic equivalent to the Northern Lights?
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Thing #24: Learn How To Dance
We picked swing because it was a more convenient night than the general ballroom dance class, and because I thought the music would be better--you'd expect big band swing standards from Duke Ellington, Glen Miller, and Tommy Dorsey in a swing class, right? Well, that wasn't the case. Although we're not really dancing yet, either, just going through the steps, so I guess we wouldn't have done good music justice anyway.
Despite my disappointment in the music (Bad 90's swing revival stuff? Really?), it was fun, and when I got home I learned a lot about the history of swing. And now I want some saddle shoes:

This will so be us in a month.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Tuesday Project Roundup: Project Overload
Currently planning to work on:
-Quilt top
-Tan knit t-shirt
-Striped knit t-shirt
-Navy floral blouse
-Brown Japanese rose-print dress
-Vintage orange floral dress
Currently wishing I had another two weeks off to sew.
*That isn't my photo in the link; it's the designer's. It's been too dark for pictures here, hence no modeled shot of the plaid blouse from last week and no pictures of the pile of sweater pieces that are growing at the rate of cave formations. And no pictures of the failed cowl that was supposed to be so chic because, well, FAIL.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Happy Birthday Jack London
I didn't realize that he died so young--I guess children's copies of The Call of the Wild don't get into a lot of detail about death from alcoholism and accidental overdoses.
Friday, January 09, 2009
Friday Unrelated Information
2. I've been thinking about quilts--Thing 4 on the 29 Things. To practice quilting and binding a big quilt, I am thinking about making a doll quilt. For Toby. To sit on when he looks out the window. Because I am a crazy cat lady. (Although I think I would be crazier if I made a doll quilt for actual DOLLS.)
3. I've also been thinking about storage solutions, so this is appropriate: Translate your name into an IKEA furniture name here.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
Poem For A Sluggish Morning
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
This Guy Isn't Telling Kids To Get Off His Lawn
I think the interview is just fascinating to read. The first few questions set up his career, so you could skip those if you're pressed for time, but it's really worth a look--there are quotes like this:
I hit the renaissance of my life when I turned seventy. That was when I really bloomed. Up until then it was like I had been like living in muddy water. (laughs)...So my 80s were really like the bloom of youth for me. But when you reach such an age, you could really die at any moment. So I felt that it was important that I didn’t miss anything, and I took another close look around my garden. And that was when I realized I was able to see things in flowers and leaves that I hadn’t been able to see before, and my work got more detailed.
And this: "I believe that any living thing can be beautiful if you love it."
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Tuesday Project Roundup: The Vacation Projects
I finished this tunic pattern from the 70's in gray corduroy. It looks medieval to me, but Mr. Isbell said that I looked like an elf from Lord of the Rings and my mother mentioned Star Wars. I think those were all compliments, though.
Here, I just look like a cat wrangler. (It's really tricky to get a picture of gray corduroy in a dark apartment at dusk. This was the best one.)
I was able to start and almost finish another blouse, using all the seam finishes and bell and whistles on the new Bernina. This one has already prompted Mr. Isbell to say, "The collar is like a Star Trek villain's," but I like it. It just needs buttonholes and a hem.
I'll try to have a (better-lit) modeled shot next week. Maybe there will be some knitting, too!
Monday, January 05, 2009
29 Things
I turned 29 Saturday--which for me marks a new year much better than any drunken New Year's Eve goings-on--and I made some birthday resolutions of things I'd like to have happen before I turn 30 and magically become a bona-fide adult. So here's my list of 29 things I want to accomplish before I turn 30:
- Learn the names of the Wasatch mountain peaks--I only can point to Mt. Olympus
- Pay off the remaining debt
- Get a queen size mattress
- Make a queen-sized quilt
- Hike Bald Mountain in the Uintas again
- Finish reading The Silmarillion
- Knit Christmas stockings (starting with Toby's, of course)
- Visit the north end of Zion National Park
- Be less wimpy about riding my bike on cooler days (80% of Copenhageners ride their bikes throughout the winter. So does my father. I'm shamed enough to try to be tougher in the spring and fall.)
- Eat at Red Iguana
- Eat at The Paris
- Chill a watermelon in a stream on a picnic in the mountains
- Knit at least one thing for charity using up yarn I have
- Get a new desk chair, if an affordable molded Eames chair exists
- Cook moules marnieres and frites
- Stop biting my nails. (God only knows how, since I've been wanting to stop biting my nails for about 20 years, but I'd like to have lovely grown-up hands now.)
- Learn how to sew knit fabric
- Drink an Old Fashioned at the bar at Bambara
- Learn how to apply eye makeup that doesn't look scary or amateurish
- Go to the Oyster Bar one Monday a month after work for a half-priced appetizer
- Replace my Rubbermaid kitchen garbage can with a broken spring top with something nicer. Because a 30-year-old should not have duct tape on her garbage can.
- Knit an elaborate cabled sweater*
- Build my collection of Bach CDs
- Learn how to dance
- Stop getting plastic bags from the grocery store
- Have tea at The Grand America
- Make cloth napkins and use them for everyday meals
- Go out to breakfast one weekend a month
- Go to Moab for New Year's Eve
Friday, January 02, 2009
Friday Unrelated Information
2. Today is Issac Asimov's birthday, and yesterday was both J.D. Salinger's and E.M. Forster's birthday.
3. Well duh, New York Times: an article announces that it costs less to make things than to buy them. At Jo-Ann, the supplies to make a child's apron and chef hat cost $7.90 for fabric designed with gingerbread men, iron-on letters to spell "chef" and elastic. Making a hand-knit throw costs $40 for nine skeins of yarn and $6 for knitting needles; a similar-looking item at Pottery Barn costs $129.
They don't mention that it takes about four months to knit that throw.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Happy 2009
T.S. Eliot

