There Goes Chris

Another from Chris:
"It wasn’t just Chinatown, it was more like Chinacity, and it was full of Chinese people.”

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The Lady in the Taco

In the ever-evolving search for good names for things, we're moving from Potential Band Names Found In Everyday Conversation to Potential Titles of Award-Winning First Novels Found in Everyday Conversation (PTOAWFNFIEC, for short). We were telling Shea about Rio Grande (he'd never eaten there) and he asked, "They have a lady in a taco there, right?" Yes, they do.

I Just Found Out I Have Tomorrow Off

(I'm getting these here. Visit. Be happy.)

This Is Why I Love Literature

There's something so satisfying about hearing something and immediately recognizing its truth and beauty, even if it's something you've never thought of before. I picked up The Hours again last night, and found this:

It had seemed like the beginning of happiness, and Clarissa is still sometimes shocked, more than 30 years later, to realize it was happiness; that the entire experience lay in a kiss and a walk, the anticipation of dinner and a book... What lives undimmed in Clarissa's mind more than three decades later is a kiss at dusk on a patch of dead grass, and a walk around a pond while the mosquitoes droned in the darkening air. There is still that singular perfection, and it's perfect in part because it seemed, at the time, so clearly to promise more. Now she knows: That was the moment, right then. There has been no other.

Alternate Post of the Day:

Finding Profound Meaning in Popular Song Lyrics

Profundity is actully pretty common in songs, I firmly believe. (Think of Bob Dylan. Enough said.) I'm discovering how much I love Neko Case, who can maybe be described as Patsy Cline channeling Tori Amos, with a killer steel guitar player. Not only can she belt, she writes her own songs. Check them out. This is from "I Wish I Was the Moon," on Blacklisted.

"How will you know if you've found me at last?
'Cause I'll be the one with my heart in my lap"

Band Names

And today, here's a list of Potential Band Names Found in Everyday Conversation:

Orcas in Antarctica
Hotdog Water
Heroin Dog
Former Penal Colony
Endless Meat Parade
Gone City
Horse Hooves and Goat Beans

(Oh yeah, you can check out The Website That Nearly Killed Us here: www.mytimeforce.com)

There Will Be New Material Tomorrow, I Promise

Until then, there's Salinger.
And a little problem with a "fatal error" message with Dreamweaver, which means creativity has to wait while a site is recovered from screen shots and old files. The wacky agency life, indeed.

From the good old "Hapworth 16, 1924":

He has a mother, however, a young divorcee with an exquisite, swanky face slightly ravaged by vanity and self-love and a few silly disappointments in life, though not silly to her, we may be sure.

What a Post-It Note On My Desk Says Right Now:

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T FORGET THE JELLO SHOTS"


(Oh, the wacky agency life...)

Salinger, Part III

"I find it magnificent how beautiful loose ends find each other in the world if one only waits with decent patience, resilience, and quite blind strength."

Let's hope this is proved correct. We have a huge site that has to go up Monday morning, and it's still being built. I hope our blind strength will be enough. It's a little sleep-deprived at this point.

Salinger, Part II

From the same story as yesterday:

While the food itself is not atrocious, it is cooked without a morsel of affection or inspiration, each string bean and simple carrot arriving on the camper's plate quite stripped if its tiny vegetal soul...A nameless inertia hangs over these two [the cooks], alternating with fits of unreasonable wrath, stripping them of any will or desire to prepare creditable, affectionate food or even to keep the bent silverware on the tables spotless and clean as a whistle. The sight of the forks alone often whips Buddy into a raw fury. He is working on this tendency, but a revolting fork is a revolting fork.

Word, Salinger

I have to admit that last week I had a moment of doubt and thought, "Is Salinger still alive?" He is, and I discovered lots of his uncollected stories have been put online. While this is not expressly against his wishes (they were published once, after all), it's probably entering the murky waters of copyright infringement. But in the spirit of the Internet, here's a link to the story "Hapworth 16, 1924," written by a precocious 7-year-old Seymour Glass. (It's a long story, so be warned.) It had such gems as this in it:

Few of these magnificent, healthy, sometimes remarkably handsome boys will mature. The majority, I will give you my heartbreaking opinion, will merely senesce. Is that a picture to tolerate in one's heart? On the contrary, it is a picture to rip the heart to pieces.

That's just so satisfying to hear.

Literature: It's Everywhere

Take, for instance, this quote from Chris yesterday:
"This coffee is so strong, that if you think 'hot dog' and take a sip, it tastes like hot dogs."

Found It

The "weeds" bit is in the first section, but the whole thing is worth reading--all about the move from chaos to order. Water's big, too, going from mud and bog, to holding life, to supporting a boat with a rower, to the final image of water in a vase "still holding and feeding the stem of the contained flower." Fabulous. I think of this a lot in spring; the last part in summer, too, going outside in the mornings with "To have the whole air!" in my head.

The Shape of the Fire

"...weeds, weeds, how I love you!"

There's some Roethke I thought of over the weekend (I'll try to remember the book tomorrow so I can give some context). Sunday was the first really warm day, and I smelled weeds everywhere--the little, purple-flowered, sharp-smelling (stinky, according to my brother) weeds that grow in sidewalk corners and parking lots. (Does anyone know what they're called, by the way? I can't find a picture because I don't know the name.) It was a good spring smell.

Sorry, No Literature. Nobody Here But Us Ponies.

I had a literary passage about painting, of all things, from Franny & Zooey, and was going to quote it extensively today, but forgot the book. It will probably still be relevant Monday, as the painting is going slower than I thought it would. (Although painting the ceiling twice might have something to do with it. On the up side, I do know how to use a paint roller now.) Anyway, continuing the second theme of the week, here are somre more horses. The littlest one is a palomino paint! I would call him Barney!

Dappled Things

So all this talk of paint horses, and spotted animals (did we all like the alpaca's ear pom-poms?), coupled with constantly wiping ups drips of latex paint, made me think of the Gerard Manley Hopkins (great name) sonnet on spotted things.
GLORY be to God for dappled things-- For skies of couple-colour as a brinded cow; For rose-moles all in stipple upon trout that swim; Fresh-firecoal chestnut-falls; finches’ wings; Landscape plotted and pieced--fold, fallow, and plough; 5 And all trades, their gear and tackle and trim. All things counter, original, spare, strange; Whatever is fickle, freckled (who knows how?) With swift, slow; sweet, sour; adazzle, dim; He fathers-forth whose beauty is past change: 10 Praise him.

Things That Resemble a Paint:

Paint

This is a lovely picture of a very fine paint horse. I've always liked paint horses, and "paint" may just become the topic of the week, because someone may be painting her room this week and may be learning about textured ceilings and paint rollers. Maybe.

But we can always remember yesterday's post and think of the finished result (if someone is actually painting, after all) and say, maybe while rolling a ceiling, "Paint is a guppy."

(But not this paint horse. He would be called Rob.)

The Past Is A Guppy

Today's literary phrase (in the title, in case you're confused) is courtesy of my roommate, during a discussion on perspective. We were talking about how intensely sad (or joyful) something can be at the time, but as time passes, the intensity fades, until it's almost unbelieveable you ever felt that way.

My roommate used the analogy of a child being sad about the death of his pet fish: He's heartbroken at the time, but remembering the experience as an adult doesn't carry the same weight. It may still be a sad memory, but it's not a tragedy.

At this point in the conversation my rommate pauses, and I, wanting to sum up, volunteer, "So the past is a guppy?" Which effectively ends all deep thoughts in the conversation but was fun to say.