But with my production rates so high for so long, people at work have just given up asking, "Oh, what a nice dress. Did you make it?" But to make up for it, people on the street have started shouting, "I like your dress!" or "What a nice summer dress!" as I walk to the library or the Gallivan Center. At least wearing a dress prompts polite comments.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Tuesday Project Roundup: Street People Appreciation Edition
But with my production rates so high for so long, people at work have just given up asking, "Oh, what a nice dress. Did you make it?" But to make up for it, people on the street have started shouting, "I like your dress!" or "What a nice summer dress!" as I walk to the library or the Gallivan Center. At least wearing a dress prompts polite comments.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Guess The Photo Monday

Somebody found the NASA site while idly reading about drunken astronauts. Science is cool!
Friday, July 27, 2007
Friday Unrelated Information
2. My morning glory is blooming—I’ll have to get up early enough to get a picture this weekend. And a hummingbird was checking it out this morning!
3. For all the science-fiction lovers, here’s a Dune lolcat picture:
Thursday, July 26, 2007
I Love The British So Much
As for Mr. Burrow, he said the worst part of being flooded was the struggle to evacuate his cats, one of whom jumped into the water in fear. Finally, he corralled them into cat boxes provided by the fire department and, led by several firefighters, he waded through the river that had been the road, being careful not to fall into a manhole after their covers had been ripped off by the force of the water.
"I wasn't scared, as long as I could wade along the road," he said. "And the war was worse."
The war was worse. What understatement. Carry on, sir!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Now I Can Really Be A Sweatshop
I took over my mother's oldest sewing machine about two years ago, but it conked out when I moved this spring. This weekend it got a tuneup and I got a cabinet for it, so now it can sit out all the time, just begging for projects. Think of what I can accomplish! I'll be unstoppable! I might laugh like an evil villain now!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Tuesday Project Roundup: Happy Edition
But I needed a project to give me meaning and purpose and a sense of fulfillment, and lo! ask for a project and ye shall receive your friends' mothers vintage pattern stash. And ask for a fabric for said pattern and ye shall find it on sale. So I had a happy time making a happy accident dress:
Monday, July 23, 2007
Something To Do Today
BoingBoing, source of all my interesting news, posted a link today to a site where a very clever person had re-imagined famous poems as limericks. Nothing makes me happier than corny literary tricks! Maybe I’ll write my own today!
Friday, July 20, 2007
"Habe Studia Otii Et Vide Quid Fiat."
I was driving in town and saw a dog poking its head out of a car window. I like dogs, and this dog was big and black and shaggy and obviously very excited about getting to poke its head out of the window. So I smiled and looked at the dog as I sped up, and glanced over to see what type of person would own a dog like that, and I saw an old boyfriend, one of the two people I've loved, and I just thought, "Goddammit, why are you driving around in a new car with a dog I don't even know about, if I loved you once? Why didn't that turn out differently?" [Commenters: just don't.]
As long as I'm talking about my old loves, what about the second of the two, the one who showed up on my doorstep last August with a Ravel CD, the one whom I hadn't seen in five years, whose appearance I thought heralded newfound happiness and a bright future and lots of Ravel? The times we would have! But no. (I do still have the CD.)
But before I start sounding too crazy-bitter, I'd better get to the larger point, which is this: Very often, people do not do what you want them to do. They do not buy big black dogs with you. They do not decide to move in with you and have a life together full of chamber music. They do what they want to do, and if that involves dogs or Schubert with someone else, there is not a thing you can do about it.
That is what makes hobbies so fantastic. The yarn or the fabric I work with does not have a choice. I can make it do what I want. In the craft world, things are exactly how I want them to be. It's a great feeling--sort of a metaphysical "Take that!" to a universe that won't accommodate me.
So yes. Some Latin, some of my uncomfortable personal history, and another reason I like my hobbies. (And if I end up knitting myself a dog and a family in the next ten years, well--I guess this was the first warning.)
Happy Friday!
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Early Unrelated Information
I have tomorrow off, which makes today feel like Friday. So here’s some early unrelated information!
1. I will be struggling with the vintage dress pattern tomorrow (and I will win, by god). The fabric is a bright plaid, and while spending THREE HOURS on the bodice last week I had some time to wonder about the origins of the word “plaid.” The first recorded usage was in1512, from the Gaelic plaide "blanket, mantle," of unknown origin, perhaps a contraction of peallaid "sheepskin," from peall "skin," from Latin pellis (but OED finds this "phonetically improbable"). (Unrelated note: I need more opportunities to use “phonetically improbable” in everyday conversation.)
2. Have you ever wanted to see where your cat goes when he has his adventures? Order him a CatCam and find out! Or just see photos from a day in the life of a cat named Mr. Lee.
3. If you ever need to ask a French person is he or she made something themselves, this is how: Avez-vous fait cela vous-meme?
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Remember These?!

There was a post on BoingBoing last week about scary monsters from Sesame Street, and guess who were listed? Those Martian things that said “yip yip yip, uh-huh, uh-huh”! They absolutely terrified me, especially in the episode where they discovered the telephone and mimicked its ringing. The first “Brrrrrrringgg!!!” out of their scary, scary mouths was almost too much.
The post has an awesome quote from someone who was also scared of the Yip Yips: “I found a clip on YouTube and freaked myself out a little. When the phone rang and their lips flew up above their head, I thought about cowering behind my desk chair for a second."
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Tuesday Project Roundup: There Is No Project Roundup
But there's nothing a little seam binding can't gloss over, so in the spirit of this post's title, here's the Magritte picture of a pipe announcing, "This is not a pipe."

(He's right, you know--it's a painting of a pipe. Oh, those tricky French intellectual painters!)
Monday, July 16, 2007
A Scary Story, Plus Acceptance
I started sewing at my current rate about February of this year, which is when the Great Financial Turnaround of 2007 began. I gave up credit cards and was left with cash, which didn't buy what I was used to buying. But cash could buy fabric. Fast forward to today: I'm now the conductor on the Debt Reduction Train and have become the cheapest person I know, announcing when I can find fabric for $2 a yard or get 12 rolls of toilet paper for $5 (at Target this week! Use a coupon!).
Here's the scary part: Being the Mayor of Get Out of Debt City, I was paying my bills last night and had to look up some old statements. I found one from last year---June 2006--and first I thought, "Oh, the good times when I had credit cards...I remember those times...I loved those times...let's see what I bought last June..oh...oh.......oh sweet baby Jesus, how much did I spend in June alone?!" And then I tipped over. And then I hid the statement. It was that scary.
Anyway, my point is that since I have lots of time on my hands (and a deep-seated belief that happiness is just another new item away) (yes, I know; that's an issue for another day), I am so glad I can sew and spend so much time doing it. Because otherwise, I'd be hitting the mean streets of Anthropologie and online shoe stores. And that can get ugly.
Friday, July 13, 2007
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Weather!
Last night there was something different from the month of sun and sky we’ve had: wind and clouds! And even some rain! Like just about every other thing, weather makes me think of poetry, and I thought of what Pablo Neruda had to say about it:
Suddenly the wind howls and bangs at my shut window.
The sky is a net crammed with shadowy fish.
Here all the winds let go sooner or later, all of them.
The rain takes off her clothes.
The birds go by, fleeing.
The wind. The wind.
I can contend only against the power of men.
The storm whirls dark leaves
and turns loose all the boats that were moored last night to the sky.
(From “Every Day You Play,” complete text here. [Warning: terrifying web design.] It’s really a love poem, so if you’re not in love it may make you sad and bitter. Hey, I’m just saying—)
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Growing (Plants, Not Business)
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Tuesday Project Roundup: Cheap Edition
The internet is also a good source for cheap fabric, and if you don't mind ordering from a place called "Fashion Fabrics Club," you can get heavy Italian linen in a purple plaid for about $15:
The one disadvantage to dresses is that 99% of them close in the back. And while I've gotten good at zipping myself up, the hook and eye at the top of the zipper--that hits right at the middle of my back on this pattern--had me questioning my decision to live alone this morning.
Monday, July 09, 2007
11 Things I Did In 5 Days Off
2. Sewed another dress.
3. Discovered websites that sell vintage patterns(also called "heroin").
4. Bought three more patterns and some fabric for more sewing.
5. Learned how to dance like a hippy at the Gallivan Center concert.
6. Saw my high school music teacher leading the marching band in the West Jordan July 4th parade.
7. Watched the West Jordan City fireworks.
8. Washed and waxed my car.
9. Went to the Western Stampede demolition derby.
11. Ate some nachos.
Friday, July 06, 2007
Friday Unrelated Information
2. The Tour de France knitalong starts tomorrow, if you're a knitting blogger and want to enter. (Although I'm really not clear on this concept: How, exactly, does the polka dot King of the Mountains jersey translate to knitting? Does one knit a jersey? Does one knit while climbing a hill? What?)
3. The West Jordan Western Stampede Demolition Derby is tomorrow at 7:00. Hot damn!
4. There's a new cria baby at the alpaca ranch. His name is Zoom Zoom because he's fast!

Thursday, July 05, 2007
Business Speak That Must Go
"Take it to the next level." What, exactly, does this mean outside of a video game? And do you really want to compare improving your business to Super Mario Brothers?
"Full service." To my knowledge, this only applies to filling stations before about 1970. "Full service" does not accurately describe any sort of services a business may offer, either.
"Grow your business." your business This is the one I hate most. You can increaserevenue; you can expand your business offerings; you can even create more profits. But business is not a plant. You can't grow it.
I just had to vent. I'm going to enjoy not thinking about any sort of business for a few days, and instead think about fabric and demolition derbies.
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Tuesday Project Roundup: Be Glad It's Not A Dress Edition
Because it doesn't scream "fortune teller" at all as a skirt. Not at all. (I wore it yesterday and caught someone reading my skirt during a meeting.)
Other things I'm glad are not a dress:
Another thing I'm glad isn't a dress-- no, wait, this is going to be a dress:
Monday, July 02, 2007
Fashion Quote!
We find our clothes, our clothes find us: they save us from being lost. At home in dress, we enjoy its touch, its crispness, smoothness, softness, texture, its feel on the skin it fits: these pleasures serving the larger pleasure of being at last, or hoping we are, our more glamorous and more potent self. In dressing we enter an inheritance, which may include a new self, which we feel to be a 'true' self, revealed or rather realized by the donning of these good clothes.From Men in Black by John Harvey (U of Chicago Press, 1996)
I found this on the trusty Dress a Day blog and was struck by the first line. My hobby doesn't just keep me from talking to the houseplants and serve as a substitute for a social life; it's profound, too.